Behind The Blog

FullSizeRender.jpgProfessional Nerd. Avid Movie Goer. Hopeless Trekkie.

I’m a 28 year old foul mouthed, Bernie Sanders’ lovin female. I’m nothing extraordinary – a slightly crazy, occasionally smart, sarcastic woman living in the crappy state of Louisiana just trying to get by. I’m a little odd I suppose. Never really fit in too much and I don’t have many friends. Probably about 5 or so. I am in LOVE with coffee. Any kind, really. From anywhere. I’m a very, very, very selfish individual. My life is basically ran by my emotions. I DO NOT think before I react, which more often than not gets me into a complete shit storm. Most of my problems I tend to bring on myself and then decide to throw pity parties like out of towners with extended stays at the Red Roof Inn. I’m an avid reader who hates confrontation but always finds myself amidst one. In case you hadn’t caught on, I like to read news articles about politics and my twitter feed is nothing but retweets from the Boston Celtics, Bernie, and Elizabeth Warren. I’m a video game enthusiast – meaning I’m totally obsessed – and I work at Wal-Mart where every day I question where I went wrong with my life decisions.  I currently weigh 163 pounds. A full 30 lbs heavier than I was a year ago, and believe me, my clothes don’t mind telling me so. Neither do all of my old co workers. My on and off boyfriend, my sister, my niece and nephew are the reason for my existence. I would literally go to the ends of the Earth for them. I’ve been taking care of myself, or trying to, since my grandparents passed away at the ripe young age of 15. I have about 500 bucks saved with rent due in 2 days and I have no current goals or aspirations. I’ve never wanted to get married or have babies and I’ve always felt like I don’t belong here. My life is supposed to be lived elsewhere, somewhere cold. Like Alaska or Antarctica or fucking Colorado. Boston. Take me North! I’m a fan of History and Science. Which obviously places me in the non-religious section of the library in life. But I’m open to suggestion and I love learning about it. I love adult cartoons such as Bob’s Burgers and Family Guy and my sense of humor is sick and twisted. But for now, that’s me. I don’t have much, but what I do have I’ve worked really hard to achieve, accomplish, sustain, and attain. But yeah, this is me. I’m happy you’ve read thus far, and I hope you keep coming back.
-B